Year end is approaching for Japanese Corporates, and despite Japan's growth last quarter being 7% (!), some obviously feel the need to show some more moolah on their income statements/balance sheets.
Salespeople at my bank have been trying to get me to sign off on some crazy derivative structures their Japanese clients want to do. Needless to say, their requests are not going to be granted until they move past the "lets give them free money and call it a good deal for us" stage.
This haiku is dedicated to them:
Approve dodgy structure
Smoke and mirrors, dirty tricks
Everything blows up, ouch
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