A sixty minute porn film "Exposure Trip in Hong Kong" was filmed at Hong Kong's airport.
While authorities in Hong Kong seem to be shocked, the management at Chicago's O'Hare airport are obviously delighted with the idea, and have started offering 24-hour porn to weary travellers on a closed private network within the airport.
Now, my normal procedure in air travel is to arrive at the last possible moment. My goal is to be the second to last person on the flight. That way, I waste the least amount of time, but do not have to face the ire and scorn of my fellow passengers as being "the guy they were waiting for."
Another tip: If you check bags, don't worry about being a bit late to the gate. They plane can't take off until they've off-loaded your checked baggage from the plane's hold. This guarantees you another 20 minutes of duty-free shopping and lounge area snacking.
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